BOLO!
This Alaskan reported to his fellow neighbors that there was a “home invasion type of person” that was wanted by AST. We really had to chuckle at that descriptor since most use a single word for these people, such as burglars or robbers.
Followed, of course, by an update to the situation after they read the actual news article.
But it appears this home invader has made some poor choices in life and this fact did not escape this observant Alaskan:
We hope he doesn’t change clothes either! Really does make these criminals easier to catch!
And of course, someone is either a low-grade dad joker…or is still figuring out how adjectives work…
Probably not, my friend. Probably not.